Friday, January 16, 2009

The Blog vs. Blago: A Tale of the Tape

Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich, BlagoAre you entering the blogosphere for the first time? Welcome to this world of creative chaos. I'm honored that you landed on The Vigilant Consumer and am thrilled to be your guide as you embark on this journey. All of the newbies are likely experiencing simultaneous emotions - confusion and excitement. Why does someone write a blog? How do I know when you blog? How do I spread the gospel of the the Vigilant Consumer?

There is no better way to break this all down than through a Tale of the Tape: The Blog (aka The Vigilant Consumer) vs. Blago (aka Governor Rod Blagojevich)

The Blog is written in California (land of the Governator) while Blago is in Illinois (where he is Da Govenah).
Did the folks at SNL really miss this opportunity to bring back Bill Swerski's Super Fans? (click to see video)


The Blog tries to fight against BS while Blago is full of BS.
That's right, keep reading The Vigilant Consumer to learn the art of proactive consumerism. Protect yourself, save time and get more for your money.

The Blog gets updated and you may have no idea. Blago burps and every major news channel jumps.
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The Blog actually has to spend some time writing while Blago has diarrhea of the mouth.
Unfortunately, the blog is a one-man, part-time operation. If you just can't get enough, make sure you've read all of the previous posts - they don't expire. To do this, either:
The Blog loves friends and feedback while Blago can't get a single Chicagoan to join him for an Italian beef (even if he were buying).
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The Blog saves you money while Blago just wants to make money (for himself).
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Blago has some great hair. The Blog just can't compare.

2 comments:

  1. Ditka vs. a Hurricane, who would win?

    Ditka.

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  2. Ditka, unless the hurricane is named Ditka. The real question was Ditka vs. god. I believe the answer was Ditka is god.

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